WARNING: If you find potty humor disgusting, do not read this.
If you don't like the word "fart" do not read this.
You have been forewarned....OH WAIT! This is VERY important! If you DO in fact read this, you MUST read it to yourself in an ENGLISH accent! Because that is how this poem came to me and any time I recite it, I cannot say it any other way and neither can you.
I took me to the potty.
And sat me in the loo.
But when I looked in the toilet,
someone already left a poo.
"Oh yuck!" Said I, as I made a frowny-face.
But when I tapped the handle,
I overflood the place.
And so I left the toilet,
overflood and all.
And as I left,
I jolly farted down the hall.
(I blame my sense of humor on my love for children. It's so much fun inside my head!)
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