Wednesday, August 29, 2007

In a perfect world...

Why can't food just cook itself! I'm so starving hungry. I want to eat right this very moment, but the food on the stove is not ready yet. I have to wait.....I don't want to wait....I'm hungy now...I hate waiting. But I hate fast food even more. So, I have to cook. I'm hot. It's hot. I'm cranky and antsy. Stpuid stove, Cook already!Arugh!!


Adventurer w/o Borders said...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in a perfect world?

A: To take a cooking class because some crazy person thought food should be able to cook itself.

Colleen said...

wa wa wa wahhhhhhhhhhhh! :)

Adventurer w/o Borders said...

OK, 2nd try.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road while under the influence of alcohol?

A: To make Coc au Vin.

Yeah, yeah, I know: wa wa wa wahhhhhhhhhhhh!

One last time:

Q: Why did the chickens hide out in St. Patrick Cathedral when they escaped from Colonel Sander's last Friday night?

A: Sanctuary - They only serve fish on Friday nights.

Yeah? Yeah? That's a double reference joke. There's the reference to "sanctuary" and to "only serve fish on Friday nights"

~**Dawn**~ said...

I hate when I don't want to cook. But I'm hungry. And I live alone. So it's either force myself up off the couch or starve. =P