On one of my numerous trips to Starbucks with little Kelsey I was at the counter waiting to pay. She was hanging out behind me and then it happened. I abruptly felt two small hands grab my rear-end very hard. I made a small scene as I yelped and jumped. I turned around to see Kelsey smiling very broadly as I looked down at her. "What'd you do that for!" I exclaimed. The people behind us were now laughing at us. "Well..." She said matter-of-fact. "It's just that your bottom looks like two ripe tomato's and I just had to squeeze them!" She said very loudly.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry out of embarrassment. One thing's for sure though, at that moment, I know my face was as red as a "ripe tomato."
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