Monday, July 23, 2007

" Ripe Tomatos"

Stardate 2004:
On one of my numerous trips to Starbucks with little Kelsey I was at the counter waiting to pay. She was hanging out behind me and then it happened. I abruptly felt two small hands grab my rear-end very hard. I made a small scene as I yelped and jumped. I turned around to see Kelsey smiling very broadly as I looked down at her. "What'd you do that for!" I exclaimed. The people behind us were now laughing at us. "Well..." She said matter-of-fact. "It's just that your bottom looks like two ripe tomato's and I just had to squeeze them!" She said very loudly.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry out of embarrassment. One thing's for sure though, at that moment, I know my face was as red as a "ripe tomato."


Life in Him said...

Your tomato story is hilarious. I love your writing, i can hear your voice and see your gorgeous face. I'm upset, though. You never shared your problem with tupperware with me =(

Love ya, Jane

Colleen said...


Glad you liked it! Stop by again sometime and Thanks...oh, and I don't have a problem with the tupperware thing, I just felt like being random.