Monday, December 10, 2007

I Can't Win...

I went to *bucks today to meet a friend. If you've ever read this post, then you know that people never hear my name properly and call me all different kinds of things. I will forever be bewildered by this. So when the dude asked for my name, I said Snoopy. The dude looked at me like I had three heads. "What?" He said. "SNOOPY." I said. I got a bewildered "Oh." Once I got my drink my friend looked at it and asked what it said. "Snoopy" I said. "Uh, Colleen that's not Snoopy." I turned the cup around and looked at it. It said "STUPI". What is wrong with people!!! Am I wrong? Is Snoopy a hard word to understand? I can't believe that somebody came up with Stupi. As in what, Stupid?

Maybe I need to come up with something else because I think all the young adults in the Northwest are hearing impaired from their blazing iPods.

ARUGH!

14 comments:

~**Dawn**~ said...

Good grief! Maybe you need to start wearing one of those sticker name tags that say "Hello my name is..."

Colleen said...

Ahahhahahaha! Seriously! =)

Dan Mega said...

At least you don't get "Thad" or "Ned". And yes you silly silly Seattle folks and your silly Apple products and wacky coffee.

Colleen said...

Whatever Mr. I-Love-My-IPod-Man. =)

colleen said...

I think you should go with C. Money next time. :)

Colleen said...

Colleen! That's AWESOME!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Dan Mega said...

Your name is too long. Colleen. Coll-een.

How about, Cleen?

Colleen said...

I know, you're right =( When i was little I had a friend who's mother used to call me Cleen. Yeah...not so fond of it.

Life in Him said...

Snoop, you are such a good writer, i felt i was standing right next to you when you ordered and rolled my eyes too.
i just recently started a blog site. myspace.com/cfhjlh. it's snowing like crazy here today, expecting 10 inches or so. love you!!

xeonX said...

@ colleen..so someone actually called you "cleen"? Didn't that ever get mis-heard/spelt as spleen?? :) ( sorry bad joke..*run* )

Dan Mega said...

My bad then. I'll just stick with "hey you" =)

Colleen said...

Jane- thanks! I don't have myspace, so I don't know if I can log on to read it, but i will try =)

Colleen said...

xeonx- hardy har har...

Colleen said...

Dan- I've got this great big jar of pickles that I can't open. Will you do it for me..oh, and can you hold it real close to your face again? Thanks. =)