Did I mention that I have a salt addiction?
I salt EVERYTHING. It's disgusting. Or just ridiculous, I'm not sure.
My roommate Anna and I went to dinner at this little pizza joint right around the corner from our place.
We sat at the table and she watched while I salted the bread that our beatnik waiter gave us. Then she blurted out, "I've decided that I'm gonna buy you a salt lick. You know the kind you hang in a cage for a Bunny? I'm going to buy you one of those, but I'll just get a string so you can tie it around your neck. Then you can have a bite of food and a lick of salt. Bite of food, lick of salt."
"Hey, that's not a bad idea." I said.
And we sat there trying to muffle our giggles.
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