Marriage

One day little Kelsey asked me a question.
"Let's talk about things that get married." She said.
"Okay, like a husband and wife." I said.
"Yeah. And what else?" She asked.
"Um, peanut butter and jelly?" I offered.
"Oh yes!" She said and added "Ketchup and french fries, too."
"And shoes and socks." I said.
"Yeah..." she said and she thoughtfully tilted her head and puckered her lips for a moment and replied,
"But that would make a stinky love."