Things Aren't Always As They Seem

This evening my dear friend was having a disagreement with her boyfriend in the car. She was kind enough to relay the details of their ridiculous fight. We laughed at how typical a girl she is and how typical a guy he is...
(Ahem, Dan Mega I hope this makes you LOL.)

Jane- "It's so hard for me when you just clam up and don't express yourself."

John- "Sorry."

Jane- I know you say you're sorry, but you don't act like you're sorry.

John- "Sorry! What do you want me to say? I'm sorry."

Jane- "But, if you really meant it, we wouldn't have been driving in silence for the last ten minutes!"

John-(continues to drive in mute silence while looking very pained.)

Jane-(In a pleading voice) "When you say you're sorry, I want you to mean it! I want you to put you're hand on my knee and look into my eyes and sincerely say "Babe, I'm really sorry."

John- "Okay. I get it. I'll do it next time."

Jane- "Ugh! I still feel like you don't understand me! I really want you to just understand me."

John- "Babe! I understand you, okay? It's just that, well, I really have to poop."