Did you know that it is possible to develop rock hard abs and not have to workout at all?
Well, it's true. For the past three weeks I have not done one sit up or anything of the like and developed rock hard abs. Wanna know my secret? It goes like this...
First I cough. Then I cough some more. Then the tickle in my throat gets agitated and I began to hack like a professional smoker, until...drum roll please... I gag. Then you repeat this whole process again, sans gagging because that looks terrible in public. If you do this about, oh, every fifteen minutes or so for three weeks straight, I promise you, you will have the most incredible abs in the world.
Here's the thing. I really could care less about incredible abs. No one sees my stomach-ever! But you know, I just thought I'd let you in on my little secret.
I would rather have a little 'muffin top' over this any day!
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