Monday, December 17, 2007

Dirt and Bugs...

Sometimes I eat dirt and bugs, but let me explain.
Sometimes when I go running outside and start panting like a retriever, bugs fly into my mouth. This is very disgusting but I've learned to deal with it by swallowing fast and concentrating on my feet instead of the bug gliding down my esophagus.

Sometimes, I also eat dirt. Like today for instance. I was chowing down on on a bunch of celery sticks that I already washed and came across more dirt on them. I was however sitting on the floor watching The Baxter and couldn't be bothered to go to the sink. So I ate the celery anyway and it wasn't like there was tons of dirt, but enough to make me notice it. Oh well, you know what they say about dirt.... God made dirt and dirt don't hurt.

1 comment:

Dan Mega said...

"Rub some dirt on it" is the second best solution to "use duct tape".