A compiled heap of my poetry, memoirs and personal insights of past and present.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The TV Lump
Honestly...I could have drawn this better I suppose if I actually had some lessons. My couch is humiliating, But a lump is a lump, right?
This used to be little Frances McClump. But now he’s just the TV Lump. He never went outside to play. He only watched TV all day! When His friends would call him To come on ova’, Frances wouldn’t get off the sofa. It was very depressing and sad to see. Frances wouldn’t even get up to pee. “Get off the couch.” said Mrs. McClump, “Or you’ll turn into a TV Lump.” “But I’m too tired!” Frances would say. “I can’t get off the sofa today.” And slowly but surely To his mother’s dismay, This is what Frances looks like today.