Monday, July 9, 2007

The S.A.C.B.

Every Christmas I am a S.A.C.B. It stands for Self Appointed Chocolate Brat...and this is what I do...

Our family always winds up with loads of boxes of chocolates as gifts. When no one is around, I sneak into each box and take a teeny tiny bite of every piece. Not all at the same time, but I will eventually work my way through every box if I can help it. This makes certain people in my family very annoyed with me. It is a very rude and immature thing to do...I know. The thing is, we're family, so why should they care if there is a little bite mark in it? I don't know, but they do care. Can't they see that I am not so selfish as to eat all the good ones? At least I leave some for everyone else!
No matter...My mother honestly scolded me last year because my sister showed her the box. Tattle-tale! Lauren has taken to hiding the boxes now...but no matter, I will find it again this coming Christmas...just you wait.

3 comments:

laurenmaloney10@aol.com said...

SO ANNOYING!!! This makes me crazy! To everyone who reads this comment...my sister thinks it's funny!!!

Amber Monette said...

Ahhh, that is so sweet of you to make sure you share with the rest of our Fam. What is a little bite mark, here or there? I have no siblings, so the chocolate was alllll MIIINE!

Annie said...

You should send out a notice...

"Thank you for your desire to gift our family with a variety of wonderful little delicacies. In order to your gift to its fullest, we ask that you find a brand that includes a chart. You know, the chart on the lid that tell you what everything is so we can avoid that strange and grotesque among them. We wish to sincerely thank you for taking the time to go the extra mile during this season of giving. God bless us every one."